MONSTER MOVIES 01

MONSTER MOVIES 01

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

What??!?!?


Dudes! Frank Attack here from your most fave public access show "Frank Attacks Hollywood" with some most bogus news! Remember that whole Giovanni Alibaster take-over thing from last week?! Well the dude has gone nutzo!. He's removing all our fave monsters from the studio and line-up and get this: HE'S REPLACING THEM WITH COMPUTER EFFECTS?! MOST HEINOUS! I've already written like a thousand letters of complaint about this one! Setting Sun Studios was the original and the only studio to continue using real monsters through the dawn of the atomic age! Yeah there were some accidents along the way but the show always went on! That's what was so awesome about it ! I've always shown much love and respect to those dudes and dudettes over at Setting Sun for their continuing efforts to push the rampage genre. They gave us mondo classics like Kyzilla, Flutra, Snaptile, Fontanel, The Slug Monster! Giovanni Alibaster is a film-making poser, I'm calling it now dudes. Lay your bets on the table. -Frank Attack, Frank Attacks Hollywood

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